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'Finger Tips' Copyright © 2015 by David Jasekof
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in
any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of
brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews.
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses,
organizations, places, events and incidents either are the product of the
author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual
persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
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Table of Contents
1.
2.
3.
4.
Dedication
Introduction
Fanny Names
Finger Techniques
a) The Toffee Apple
b) The Crab
c) The Texter
d) The Beak
e) The Oliver Twist
f)
The Butterfly
g) The “Thumbs Up”
h) The Whirlwind
i)
j)
l)
The Pistol
The Peoples Elbow
The “Pick 'n Lick”
k) The Horse Feeder
m) The Pebble
n) “Peace”
o) The Star Trek
p) Parkys
q) The Spider
r) The Stinger
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his amazing book, this guide, this tale of tips to fingering, could not be
possible without the dedicated testers of all these silky moves (plus
the ones that didn't make the grade). They went out, they road tested
them all and because of them – this text of techniques was born:
Jason Spurr, Penthouse, Alex Gladwin, Tom Hickman, Mitchell Phillips, Nick
Rayner and Richard Stengal.
Thank you boys, thank you for your sacrifice.
Introduction
T
he book that you are about to read is not for the easily offended so if
you do get offended, you can fuck off right now and go watch daytime
quiz shows. Still here? Good, then read on.
This guide is going to take you on a journey.
Though this journey, boys will become men and women will become
master-baters. It lets you into the secrets of fingerin' the minge. Oops, I
mean the gash. Sorry, the pussy! (more on fanny names later). At first you
may struggle, but hey - put your head up and keep going, and keep thinking
of the juicy love hole. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm kebab.
After you have read this book you may think of me as your god but I am
not. I have just been given a gift and now I am sharing it with you.
Note; this book is designed for the expert digital manipulation of the
female genitalia, no guarantees are made if you are more into arseholes
than fannies. If you try these tips out on the chocolate star instead; you do
so at your own peril.
So let's move on with the best book in the world – and that includes the
Bible (by God) and The Game (by Neil Strauss).
“It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed”
- Theodore Roosevelt
“The ability to convert ideas to things is the secret to outward success”
- Henry Ward Beecher

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