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CIA Book of Dirty Tricks
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Index
Additives
Cheese
Fillers
Lawyers
Airlines
Child Abuse
Forgery
License Plates
Animals
CIA
Garage Sales
MA Bell
Apartments
Classified Ads
Gases
Mail
Assassination
Clergy
Graffiti
Mail Drops
Auto Dealers
Coins
Highways
Marriage
Banks
Computers
Hookers
Media
Bikers
Contractors
Hotels
Medical
Books
Campuses
Credit Cards
Delivery of
Consumables
Dirty Old Men
Homes
Insurance
Companies
IRS
Military
Motion Pictures
Carbide
Municipal Services
Cars
Drugs
Joggers
Neighborhoods
CB Radios
Environmental
Rapists
Explosives
Laundromats
Notary Seal
Charity
Lawns
Oil Companies
Thomas Jefferson
Additives
Harmful additives are a formidable weapon against machinery,
people, and processes. Additives perform one or more of the following:
1) Corrosion...sulfuric acid, for example, will corrode the gutter,
eaves, and downspout of a home; dumped salt will mar a building
surface or floor and kill a lawn.
2) Contamination...copper salts will rot rubber products; soap in a
public or corporate fountain will create giant foam. Or put it in a
steam boiler if you're more serious about the matter.
3) Abrasion...introduction of light, coarse materials, such as resins,
to automotive fuel, or metal filings placed in the gears of industrial
machinery, will create frictional havoc.
4) Impurities...adding sugar to gasoline creates harmful carbon
from the burning sugar, stopping the engine.
Soaps and detergents make wonderful additions to food and could
even be beneficial if the target happens to be constipated. If not, then soap-
laden munchies or drinks will really keep him moving.
During my stay as an invited guest of Uncle Sam I recall some dirty
tricksters' making an action statement against being in KP. They liberally
coated various pans and cooking vessels with GI soap. They washed mugs
with a lot of soap, then neglected to rinse them before letting the utensils
dry. Later, when some drinkable potion like milk or coffee was poured into
the mug by some unsuspecting mark, the soap was activated. Whoosh!
Soap is also a very effective additive to containers in which food is
prepared. The secret is to disguise the taste. Various other additives will do
that and other tricks.
A horny old pharmacist, Doctor Frank Pittlover, claims there really is
a working aphrodisiac. His is almost as esoteric as the fake stuff you read
about in men's magazines. Here's what Doctor Pittlover says: "It's known as
yohimmbine hydrochloride (C21, H23, O3N2), an obscure sex stimulant that
operates on the central nervous system. It was the aphrodisiac used by the
CIA in their MK/ULTRA scam." It is not on the Central Substances Act list
--yet-- and it is classed as a "veterinary aphrodisiac." That means you can
get it openly from a pharmaceutical supply source. What you do with it after
you get it is probably your own business.
There are other references to and uses of additives in many other
topical areas of your revenge...many more than could be indexed here.
"Take tea and see" is a good advertising slogan that should also alert
the dirty trickster to some additives brought to our attention by herbal-tea
producers. Two common products of many herbal teas have side effects that
the trickster could define only as delightful. First, some teas contain the
leaves, flowers, and the bark of senna plant, a tropical shrub related to our
bean plant. The dried leaves, bark, and flowers of this plant are a mighty
powerful laxative. Chamomile flowers are also popular in herbal teas.
Related to ragweed and goldenrod, chamomile can produce severe reactions
in people sensitive to plants of that family.
The trick in both cases is to obtain extracts of both products and use
them in concentrated enough additive form to create the desired effect.
Meanwhile, from the other end, Doctor Christopher Garwood Doyle
has a prescription that could really get a mark moving. Syrup of ipecac is a
common purgative, easily available. Here's how Doctor Goyle uses it.
"Your mark is with you or your agent somewhere having a few
drinks," the doctor outlines. "Presumably, the mark is drinking something
sweet and heavy, like rum and Coke. When the mark goes to the bathroom
or is otherwise out of the area, mix one tablespoon of syrup in ipecac in with
the drink.
"You now have a fifteen-minute waiting --or escaping, if you prefer--
period for the mixture to get active. After that, bombs away! The mark will
begin violent projectile vomiting, which really messes up the nearby
environment and anyone else who happens to be the way.
"We first did this in medical school, using to get back at a classmate
who'd turned us in to officials for having an after-hours party in our dorm
with women and booze. They threw the book at us because we were
supposed to be mature medical students.
"The student who did this fancied himself as a real boozer," Doctor
Doyle explained, "but he really was a hell of a hypocrite about it and really
played pious when he turned us in. So we figured he who tattles about
booze shall also toss his booze."
Doctor Doyle reports that this additive will work easily with non-
alcoholic drinks, too. He says the secret is to select a carrier drink that will
hide the taste and consistency of the syrup.
Another good remedy for a hotshot is cascara sagrada, made from the
dried root of a thorny shrub found on the American West Coast. It produces
violent diarrhea. Once, Joe Kascaba introduced some cascara sagranda into
a mark's orange juice. The mark was with his girlfriend and her parents in
their family car. He had the "juiced" orange juice about ten minutes before
getting into the car.
Kascaba reminisced, "The stuff's fast acting, and we were lucky to
have the girlfriend's brother as our ally, to report the action. It hit the mark
about six minutes into the trip, and in another minute he didn't even have
time to yell for them to pull over. He just started letting go with loud, wet,
explosive bursts.
"This is all in full witness of his girlfriend and her family in a tightly
packed auto. He couldn't get stopped, either. They took him to a hospital,

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