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The
Wonderful
:Wotld
of
H
ere
in the Magic
we're family-friendly! We're friendly with Prince Al-Walid bin Talal's family
because he
helped bail out our Euro Disney theme park when it was in the financial toilet. We're friend-
ly with
Jeb Bush's
family because of the
tax
breaks he gives
Disney
World in Florida. We're not friendly
with Michael
Moore's
family. Why can't this muckraker be more like ABC News anchor Peter Jennings and obey
his corporate master, Michael Eisner? We've been
in
this business a long time, and we know that Americans don't
want facts. They want fantasy, and that's what Disney gives them 24/7.
IT'S ACORRUPT WORLD, AFTER ALL.
HUSTLER Parody. Not a real
ad.
This
Is a social
commentary on
Michael Elsner's refusal
to
distribute Michael
Moore's
film
Fahrenheit 9111.
This
poiiUcal parody may be
reproduced, In
written
publlcaHons
and
on
the Internet, but only In
Its
entirety and without modlflcaHon
or
alteration
of
any kind, for nonproflt and
noncommercial
purposas,
without
further
permission
of
LF.P., Inc. or HUSnER Magazine.
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ASHLEY
Concrete Blonde
Photography by Nicolas Sage
THE FCC'S RADIO WITCH-HUNT
The Censors
of the Religious
Right
Howled
About
Janet Jackson's Televised Boob. So
Why
Is
the Government Agency
Punishing
R
adio
Hosts?
Enlightened
Rant by
John Calkins
NADIA, SATIVA
&
SIMONE
Getting Their Kicks
Photography by Matti Klatt
NAUDIA
&
NICK
Hairy Situation
Photography by Clive McLean
122
WHY VOTE FOR BUSH?
There's Absolutely No Reason
Illustrative
Humor by
Dan Collins
LEA DeMAE
Dirty Blonde
Centerfold Photography by Laurent Sky
THE
ISSUE'S STIIIIIJIIBIJS
7
PUBLISHER'S
STATEMENT
G Told
Me To!
od
by Larry Flynt
ALEXIS AMORE
&
TALLON
Man in the Boat
Photography by
Matti
Klatt
11
13
14
FEEDBACK
Reader Soapbox
CINDY CRAWFORD
Perfect Genes
Photography
by Michael
Bisco
ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
BITS
&
PIECES
Misplaced Limb, Olsens Fiasco
and Cock-Gobblin'
C
eleb
Jessica
Simpson
Edited
by
Michael
Allen
CHEXIE
White Heat
2004
Beaver Hunt
Finalist #2
Photography by Matti Klatt
THE WONDERFUL
WORLD
OF DISNEY
HUSTLER
Ad
Parody
DEAR SLUT
XXX
Star Jeanna Fine
Tells
the Fucking
Truth
A LETTER TO THE FCC
Our Editors Blast the Boob Tube
55
73
88
HOT LETTERS
Steamy
Erotic
Yarns
Legendary Comic Rodney Dangeriield
Speaks About Marijuana, Molestation
and Mormons
Interview by Dan Kapelovitz
CLEAR AND PRESENT
DANGERFIELD
AURAL PLEASURES
G-Unit's
Lloyd Banks on
Wet Pussy
and
His Unit
HUSTLER HUMOR
Edited by Kevin
Wright
CHALMERS JOHNSON:
IS DEMOCRACY
DOOMED?
According to a Respected
World-Affairs
Pundit, the Bush Administration's Impe-
rialist Acts Are Bankrupting the USA
and
Threatening to Tum Our Republic Into a
Military Dictatorship
O&A by Bruce David and Dan Kapelovitz
94
106
155
BEAVER HUNT
Amateur
Roundup
JENNATALES
Adventures
in the
Skin Trade
With Jenna
Jameson
A DIFFERENT KIND
OF GAG RULE
Expose by Larry Flynt
HUSTLER ON CAMPUS
Campus
Hattie
C
auses
Furor
Report
From Indiana University
by Chris Freiberg
Did George
W.
Bush Arrange an
Abortion for His Girlfriend? What the
Mainstream Media Won't Ask
156
159
161
REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Student
Bodies Make the
Grade
G-MEN AND GANG
STERS:
PARTNERS IN CRIME
The FBI's Lawless Alliance With
Murderous Informants
Report by Dominic Spinale
GAME ON
The Latest
Hot
Video
G
ames
by Gus
Mastrapa
LIL' KIM'S IN BIG TROUBLE
Exclusive Pix of Rapper's Snatch
Report by Tom Farrell
TECH
KNOW
Better
Living Through G
adgets
by Michael Allen

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